She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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