your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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