I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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