the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
