its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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