She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i dont even know how to be here
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Randomize
