You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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