For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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