Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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