I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
