I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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