why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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