If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
ttyl tear gas
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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