just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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