new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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