i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Non-Jews are for practice
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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