why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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