I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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