She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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