Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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