I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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