Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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