Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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