8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Screwed.edu
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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