believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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