if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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