Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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