absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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