I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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