I like my sex mixed with concussions.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
So much rum. So many feels.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
