yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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