You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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