i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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