And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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