He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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