sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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