Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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