is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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