I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I have tasted many bathrooms
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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