The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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