Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
