I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
