'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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