whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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