do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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