I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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