I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
