it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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