you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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