Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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