What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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