I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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