Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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