I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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